If Guns were Cars: Only way to stop Traffic Jams is with MORE CARS!

The only thing that can protect Americans from traffic jams is more cars!! Good guys with cars. Teachers should all have cars. Thoughts & prayers in cars. Make it easier for mentally handicapped to get cars. Kids should have cars too!

No more licenses required to drive cars. Open Car-ry. Deregulation of cars! No more seatbelts! Get rid of safety laws! No more crash testing!

That’s the way to End Traffic Jams!

#RepublicanLogic (or lack thereof)

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